I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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