so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Watching her eat just hurts me
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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