it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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