I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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