OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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