and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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