what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
barbara walters just said penis...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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