i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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