just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you mean i was at the winter classic?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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