My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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