sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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