So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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