i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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