you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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