Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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