nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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