we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
