But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Swine flu. Run for my life!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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