I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
im on a boat
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