is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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