I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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