Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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