Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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