physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
