Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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