Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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