I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize