Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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