am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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