party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You took a bar mat shot.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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