Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
send nudes
from the living room?
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