My hand turned me down
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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