No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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