Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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