Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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