I hate your face
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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