Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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