if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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