Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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