How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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