Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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