It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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