My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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