what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
