He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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