pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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