There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
