You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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