He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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