just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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