Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I will be naked everywhere
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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