Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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