soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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